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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:48
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
WA whooping cough cases soar as vaccination rates drop - The Seattle Times
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Then came..
Humans Age Faster at 2 Specific Times in Their Life, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
2025 Final X Match Order Released - FloWrestling
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Nuts and Butts
Gina Ortiz Jones, a Progressive, Is Elected San Antonio’s Mayor - The New York Times
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
All international travelers should get measles vaccinations, CDC says - AP News
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Princess Peach's Voice Actor Has Been Replaced After 18 Years - Nintendo Life
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Just Forget it!